this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh

(via dreamandlivefortomorrow)

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via lovelifediehardd)

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

(Source: dukesilvertrio, via dreamandlivefortomorrow)

peppermintdegenerate:

I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone

(via ayyeeeitsmichael)